Johnny 3:16: For Plankholio so loved the world that he gave his one and only Plank, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal wood.

Rum 12:2: Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what Plankholio’s will is — his good, pleasing and perfect wood.

Planker 3:5: Trust in the Plank with all your heart and lean not on your own planking.

Edd 4:6: Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by planking and petition, with swag, present your requests to Plankholio.

Johnny 10:10: The enemy comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may get wood, and have it to the full.

Sarah 55:8: “For my swags are not your swags, neither is your wood my wood,” declares the PLANK.